http://www.guardian.co.uk/
So he remembered that they always gave out free stuff during campaigns, so he knew he needed to go to the big campaign today on the city square.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/apr/01/cheap-chocolate-favourite-bar
Today, was John's lucky day, because John saw that they were practically giving away a whole freakin' stand of chocolate!
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John laughed to himself, knowing how much a pregnant lady could eat and crave chocolate. But he was imaging if his wife saw this, that she would want to eat the whole thing and be a cow.
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So instead of buying the whole thing, he decided he better only buy one bar, and just not tell her about the rest. So he bought a Hershey's bar, because Hershey's is the best!
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So John was getting ready to take the candy bar to revive his wife, when this cute, rotten little twerp just ran flying like batman out of nowhere and stole the candy bar from him. He didn't know what to do...
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