Thursday, April 8, 2010

April 8, Shelley












http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2010/mar/22/work-life-balance-parent-career

http://www.elore.com/Ireland/Sites/Historic/king_johns.htm

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John and his wife saw the little girl and went up to talk to her. They found out that she was the king's daughter.

The little girl was so happy that John and his wife chased after her just to make sure she was ok, that she told her father about it.

The king was so happy to hear that they had went to look after her daughter that he told them that they could have all the chocolate in the world that they wanted, so that's what they got. They would receive as much chocolate as they could want for the rest of their lives, because the king owned all the biggest chocolate companies in the land because of his daughter's love for chocolate.

When they told John and his wife about having all the chocolate in the world, all John could do was sit down, sigh and shake his head.

April 8--Mir


http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/apr/08/fashion-statement-celebrity-children

And there, off in the distance was the little girl, no longer surrounded by monkeys in the forest, but standing there on the steps directly in front of the palace.

John's wife simply smiled seeing her in front of the palace, and John looked down still wondering who this girl could possibly be.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

April 7, Shelley











http://www.guardian.co.uk/

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And his wife said to him, let's go on an adventure. We have to save her! John, had that look on his face that said, "seriously?!" Did she not just realize what all he had been through. He groaned, but could not help but give in to his wife.


And so it was, this time it was the two of them on a journey to save the girl. John just hopped it wouldn't take forever, like last time.


They knew what they had to do now. The decided the best way to find this girl is to be like a bird. They had to see from a bird's eye persepctive or maybe they could even find the girl from up above, considering she was carried away by a huge bird. It was time to do some serious hang gliding.

So off they went into the skyline. But what is this? They see something off in the distance...could it be?

April 7--Mir





http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/apr/07/andrew-wk-juvenile-restraining-order


His wife looked up at him frail and pale. He bent down, brought the sweet cocoa to her lips and she breathed in the refreshing, fragrant scent of the chocolate.



He could see the life slowly coming back into her, and her skin was no longer sickly, but glowing and radiant.



John breathed a huge sigh of relief to see his wife looking so much healthier and considering that he had just run across the country and the city, he was quite tired.

He began retelling his adventures to his wife, and when he mentioned the little girl her eyes lit up...

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

April 6-Shel














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http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2010/apr/03/iceland-erupting-volcano-hyjafjallajoekull

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John was so shocked, that all he could do was stare with his open gazed mouth and say, "Woa"

Well, John felt relieved about the little twerp in more ways than one. He was glad he got the chocolate back, but he didn't feel the need to go after the twerp anymore, because the kid was screaming excitedly, "Whooo hoo," the whole time he was riding the dragon.

He was so happy, that he had his chocolate. He laughed a little to himself, and continued his journey to help his wife.

John started to run, he ran through a field of flowers, went flying through the concrete jungle, went soaring to new heights, and even went over a boiling lake of lava, all for his beautiful wife.

Then John saw his wife, laying on the ground, as pale as white chocolate. He knew what he had to do.

April 6-Mir


http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2010/apr/06/how-to-train-your-dragon

But just as he was about to reach and grab the little twerp when he heard a big whoooshing noise from above. He looked up and saw a huge dragon with two travelers upon his back. The dragon swooped down and grabbed the little twerp, and the chocolate fell out of his grasp onto the ground.



John snatched up the chocolate and watched the little twerp fly and the dragon fly away into the distance.

Now that he had the chocolate, he could focus back on saving the little girl and his wife!

April 5-Shel







http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2009/jun/08/childrens-laureate-gallery-anthony-browne?picture=348546975

Then John saw him, there he was that little twerp. He had been waiting for John all this time. Just looking cute and innocent, with his hands behind his back hiding the chocolate behind his back.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/gallery/2010/apr/06/sport-24-hours-in-pictures?picture=361179143

But John still couldn't help but think about the little girl that was carried away. He felt bad for her. He decided that he was going to go after her on a journey once he had gotten the chocolate and gave it to his wife.


Now John had to figure out how to get the chocolate from the little twerp.

Monday, April 5, 2010

April 5--Mir



http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/apr/01/doctor-who-matt-smith-fashion

So John pulled up his courage and faced the monkeys with a cold hard stare. In return, they gazed back, unblinking, with their, still stone gaze.



They stared and they stared for hours, and the hours slowly creeped into days. They stared for ten whole days, each side unrelenting. On the tenth day, the monkeys began to twitch slightly, and shift their positions on their posts, but John remained steadfast and maintained his stare upon them.



Finally, the monkeys could not take it any more and realized they had been defeated in the staring contest. All of their pent-up energy exploded, and they lept out of their seats and went flying into the tops of the trees.



Now John could grab the little twerp with the chocolate,and even though he knew the monkeys had diverted him with the little girl, he could still see the blue bird flying in the distance, carrying the girl hundreds of feet above the ground...

Sunday, April 4, 2010

April 4--Shel







http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport

So then John, realized what he was really doing.


The monkeys had such a strong gaze that they hypnotized him and brain washed him into forgetting his real mission. He was too distracted by the little girl and her chocolate that he forgot about the little batman boy who stole his chocolate.


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They were really all conspirators against him.

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So now it was back to figuring out how to get past the monkey's and their gaze. He came up with an idea. So he thought, maybe these monkey's just really want a staring contest, and if he wins, maybe they would let him get to the boy and the chocolate. Ok, so the game was on!

April 4-Mir



http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/apr/04/rspb-big-garden-birdwatch-cold

He was shocked to see such a little girl surrounded by these monkeys, and he was still really worried about his wife, and didn't know how much time he had left! The all of a sudden a big blue bird with a strong beak swooped down out of the trees, snatched the little girl and his chocolate!



The monkeys looked up, shocked to see this bird appear out of no where and snatch the little girl and the chocolate.




John didn't know what to do, not only was he still worried about his wife, but he was very concerned for this little girl! Who was she? Who was the blue bird? Why was he taking her, and where in the world were they headed...

As he continued to stand there, flabbergasted, the monkeys continued to strengthen their gaze upon him...

Saturday, April 3, 2010

April 3-Shel




Then behind two of the biggest monkeys, John saw that they were really hiding a precious little something. A little girl was sitting behind the two monkeys eating chocolate and sharing some of the pieces with them.

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It turns out that the monkeys really liked chocolate too. It turns out, that kids coming by these monkeys liked to feed the monkeys chocolate.

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The monkey's were chocolate freaks, it was like a drug to them.

So John didn't know what to do. Not only did he have to find this kid, but he had to figure out why this little girl was with the monkeys. He had to get his chocolate back. He hoped the monkeys didn't eat it. He had to find something else to give the monkeys in exchange for the chocolate, and lure batman boy out of his cave.


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April 3-Mir

He didn't know what to do, but he knew that he absolutely had to get that chocolate.
He rushed past the crowd of people in the city square, keeping his eye focused on the fast-moving creature. He ran down the sidewalks, past all of the buildings, and eventually came into the forest surrounding the city, where he came upon 4 fuzzy monkeys.



http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2010/apr/01/week-in-wildlife?picture=361062379






The little twerp clutched the chocolate tightly to his little twerp chest as he sat crouched in between the cracks in the rocks where the monkeys perched.






The monkeys sat tranquil, calm for a while, but when they noticed John in their space, they began to gaze at him where their intense, penetrating eyes



John thought he could just ignore them, and reach in between the rocks to grab the little twerp, get the chocolate for his wife, and high-tail it out of the woods...

But there was something about the monkey's stare that told him otherwise...

Friday, April 2, 2010

April 2nd, Shelley - Part 2

john edwards


http://www.guardian.co.uk/

So he remembered that they always gave out free stuff during campaigns, so he knew he needed to go to the big campaign today on the city square.

Chocolate bars

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/apr/01/cheap-chocolate-favourite-bar

Today, was John's lucky day, because John saw that they were practically giving away a whole freakin' stand of chocolate!


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John laughed to himself, knowing how much a pregnant lady could eat and crave chocolate. But he was imaging if his wife saw this, that she would want to eat the whole thing and be a cow.
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So instead of buying the whole thing, he decided he better only buy one bar, and just not tell her about the rest. So he bought a Hershey's bar, because Hershey's is the best!


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So John was getting ready to take the candy bar to revive his wife, when this cute, rotten little twerp just ran flying like batman out of nowhere and stole the candy bar from him. He didn't know what to do...

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